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I could never date an Ethiopian girl, I feel like they’d be starving for attention.
— Santiago Jaimes Jr, Local Trash 018. Biz Caz
Santiago can I tell you a secret? I own an iPad!
— Ezra Palmer, Local Trash
It’s like American Pickers... but with pussy
— Santiago Jaimes Jr, Local Trash 00
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